

Thank you for adhering closely to a high standard of user interface design. On a serious note, Apple, thank you for making a stable, reliable, easy-to-use operating system that works really well. They promise to never update their programs because if it ain't broke, don't fix it, right? They expect to have to sift through 1000 features that they'll never use. They expect to have to dig through 6 layers of settings just to find that one that will make their program work the way that they think it should. They expect every "program" to look and behave differently. Where's all of the viruses and crashes and vulnerabilities in OS X? People want Macs to be more like Windows! They expect a confusing and convoluted user experience.
